Bizarre leaps of logic
Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
At work,
My co-worker, "I wish I were a lichen."
I stop everything I'm doing, "O.K. Part algae and part fungus. I don't see the advantage."
"No," he said, "the other kind."
"Oh, you mean l-y-c-a-n."
"Exactly."
"Well, you'd at least get every full moon off. Nobody would want you around even if it's a busy weekend."
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29,
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So which one of you doesn't know how to say 'lichen'?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:43,
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Both of them, by the sound of it.
Nor do they know what a lycanthrope is.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:48,
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Is it like a misanthrope?
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:51,
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It's a misanthrope what tells fibs.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:53,
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Where did they get the idea that saying "lycan" is preferable to "werewolf"?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:22,
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Some shit paedo-lite fantasy books or film prolly.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:28,
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Underworld, I'd imagine.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:38,
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both terms are wrong anyway
these days you have to call them "trans-lupine" and use "xe" as their personal pronoun, or else they get massively offended
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:57,
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