At work,
My co-worker, "I wish I were a lichen."
I stop everything I'm doing, "O.K. Part algae and part fungus. I don't see the advantage."
"No," he said, "the other kind."
"Oh, you mean l-y-c-a-n."
"Exactly."
"Well, you'd at least get every full moon off. Nobody would want you around even if it's a busy weekend."
( tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:29, 8 replies)

So which one of you doesn't know how to say 'lichen'?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:43, closed)

Both of them, by the sound of it.
Nor do they know what a lycanthrope is.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:48, closed)

Is it like a misanthrope?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:51, closed)

It's a misanthrope what tells fibs.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 14:53, closed)

Where did they get the idea that saying "lycan" is preferable to "werewolf"?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:22, closed)

Some shit paedo-lite fantasy books or film prolly.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:28, closed)

Underworld, I'd imagine.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 15:38, closed)

both terms are wrong anyway
these days you have to call them "trans-lupine" and use "xe" as their personal pronoun, or else they get massively offended
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 20:57, closed)