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Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"

(, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
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What happened to the wolf?

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:08, 3 replies)
I believe she still has it
I haven't had contact with her directly, but I have heard she is currently living in a woodland camping site. Sadly I am not making this up. I'm glad I am out of the relationship, which was mentally abusive, but I don't wish her any harm either. The wolf wasn't a pure wolf as such, it was part timber wolf, part malamute. Still essentially feral though. It was a little shit, but I hope she is looking after it...
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:12, closed)
How does living in a woodland camping site work if she needs to spend hours bleaching her hands?

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:14, closed)
No idea man, :/
The thing about the OCD is both the triggers and the rituals change. Sometimes it was "contamination" i.e. having to obessively wash, sometimes it'd be like, opening and closing a door 9000 times.

Maybe she just stands in a stream?
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:17, closed)
I once read a piece about wolves as pets.
Apparently they're pretty good. Being a pack animal, and essentially wary of humans, as long as they know you're not a threat but are boss, you're fine.

It's the wolf-dog hybrids that are the problem: they don't have the same wariness of humans, which makes them think that they can try to rise through the pack hierarchy - and they're better fighters than you.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:59, closed)
You can kill a wolf-dog hybrid in about a second...
...just kick it's face off.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:07, closed)

Richard Rudgley did a documentary about stone-age life and the interplay between humans and wolves, including a segment with him and a wolf expert in a large forested pen with a pack.

Apparently a viable relationship with a wild wolf is perfectly possible as long as you never ever forget that it is the wolf that adopts the human as a pet, not the other way around. They both had to kneel and wait for the wolf to come to them and sniff the backs of their necks, then were able to approach the pack at rest in seeming safety.

I wouldnt want one.. cats and bunnies seem so much safer.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:08, closed)
there was an old anecdote about that
the wolf and the girl get taken to the job centre, as otherwise the wolf would eat the chicken,

then the wolf is taken back home, the chicken is picked up and taken to the halls of residence to be curried and devoured, and the wolf is then left behind as no fucker actually NEEDS a wolf
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:16, closed)
Then you beat up all the internet bullies?

(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 11:30, closed)
At least this person seems to know how to use ignore.
So your job is safe.
(, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 12:14, closed)

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