Bizarre leaps of logic
Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
Apparently the phrase "I haven't spoken to your girlfriend" meant "please punch me in the face and run away".
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Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sat 14 Dec 2013, 10:19,
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Maybe you've just got a really punchable face?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:56,
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or as they call it in Germany, a Backpfeifengesicht
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 23:21,
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