Bizarre leaps of logic
Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
Never mind that, what do
you call a fucking penguin in the desert?
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username failed moderation, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:41,
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Black and white and red all over
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:29,
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A chicken that's got to the other side
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:29,
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Cliff
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:30,
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Anything you like, he won't hear you, unless you're in the desert as well and within range of his quite poor sense of hearing
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:34,
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Terrible!
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sunny_jimbob, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:01,
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Lost.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:20,
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Dead from sunstroke
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:28,
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Lost..
..yes really
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khatula, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:52,
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