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Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
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Christmas Cracker Jokes
Me: What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Nicole: Stupid?

Me: No.. ok I'll give you a clue - if you go the wrong way you are...?

Nicole: Napoleon?

Me: Explain...

Nicole: Well he went the wrong way and got fucked by the Russians

Couldn't fault the logic
(khatula, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 3:46, 20 replies)
Never mind that, what do
you call a fucking penguin in the desert?
(username failed moderation, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:41, closed)
Napoleon!
Can't you read?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:43, closed)
Black and white and red all over

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:29, closed)
A chicken that's got to the other side

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:29, closed)
Cliff

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:30, closed)
Anything you like, he won't hear you, unless you're in the desert as well and within range of his quite poor sense of hearing

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:34, closed)
Terrible!

(I helped save b3ta! sunny_jimbob, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:01, closed)
Lost.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:20, closed)
Dead from sunstroke

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 13:28, closed)
Lost..
..yes really
(khatula, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 22:52, closed)
You call stuj

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 17 Dec 2013, 0:22, closed)
I said 'fucking penguin'
not 'fucking a pengiun'
(username failed moderation, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 8:28, closed)
papa?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 9:51, closed)
Flossie ?!?

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:33, closed)
Technically the Antarctic IS a desert. So all penguins live in the desert.
so ner.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 10:36, closed)
Geek.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 11:11, closed)
I will hunt you
down and kill you.
(username failed moderation, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:57, closed)
Humboldt penguin is the punchline.
Live by a desert in Peru.

True fact.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:52, closed)
Lies
all lies
(khatula, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 0:33, closed)

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