Bizarre leaps of logic
Amorous Badger says: "I once humorously suggested that someone had been internet-stalking a Big Brother contestant. They concluded that I was threatening them. What's the oddest misunderstanding you've been involved in?"
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Dec 2013, 13:48)
I was idly having a wank whilst listening to music through my Dr Dre headphones which my mum took as a signal to make a cup of tea
Women, eh?
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McChinaman banned, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 15:54,
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Can one 'Idly' have a wank?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:50,
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Do it enough, it becomes a boring, routine activity with no excitement attached.
So I've heard, I mean.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 16:57,
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Wank furiously, or wank not.
There is no "idly".
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 17:20,
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Do it enough, it becomes a boring, routine activity with no excitement attached.
So I've heard, I mean.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:42,
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Dr Dre headphones, truly a bizarre leap of logic.
It's like having "Ivanna Trump Botox".
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 18:47,
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It's excellent marketing, but I'm surprised it hasn't inspired a rash of competition.
Particularly from the likes of Snoop Dogg, and Robbie Williams.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Dec 2013, 12:43,
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