
Freddie Woo says: I was a bit friendly with this chap was once on Jeremy Kyle for what he called "brother and sister problems". He was such a family outcast they made him sleep in the shed. Tell us about your family black sheep.
( , Thu 20 Feb 2014, 13:10)
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you can't afford to be shy about your boners.
( , Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:41, 2 replies)

An elderly gentleman was accused of getting his todger out on the top deck of a bus. The judge asked him to explain why he would do this, given that he was previously a law-abiding pillar of society.
He explained that it was the first erection he'd had in 20 years, and didn't want to waste it.
"Fair enough," ruled the judge, and dismissed the case.
( , Thu 20 Feb 2014, 16:52, closed)

And I look forward to seeing the news story about it.
( , Thu 20 Feb 2014, 18:57, closed)

And the judge was a policeman.
And the old man's ten year old cousin was with him.
( , Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:09, closed)

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paedophile-gets-reduced-jail-term-369691
( , Thu 20 Feb 2014, 19:42, closed)

www.newworlds.co.uk/author.php?author_id=10
"The presence of small children always makes me uneasy..."
( , Fri 21 Feb 2014, 0:45, closed)

that was a hungover Saturday morning in Leicester Square surrounded by broadsheet film critics and their screaming toddlers. Still, I got paid.
( , Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:33, closed)

If it were French it would be premier ... première is feminine.
( , Fri 21 Feb 2014, 8:55, closed)
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