IgnoranceI once was in a programming class where the task was "build a calculator". A student did one with buttons 1, 2, 3 all the way up to about 25 and then ran out of space on the screen. We've asked this before but liked it so much we're asking again: What's the best example of ignorance you've encountered?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 12:30)
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Thank you self appointed moral guardian of qotweakGot any affairs going on, you know behind your wifes back? I've heard of dropping a couple of years for the purposes of dating sites, but you seem to have dropped about twenty, has anyone had the heart to mention that?
cheers x
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 7:57,
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See above.Don't really get the age thingy tho - I really am turning 40 in Dec. I f you want I'll gaz you the date so you can wish me a Happy Birthday if you like.
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Note how he dodged the question about infidelity, ladies and gentlemen.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:03,
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Interesting.If you imagine for a second that I'm going to talk b3ta about my marital status you really are as thick as you come across as.
Why don't we discuss yours. Or are you really an internet-obsessed virgin?
Suffice to say I'm quite happy, secure and comfortable with my relationship with my missus.
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We should call thisrory/braindead tennis.
They tend to play the same shots over and over again, but at least it's easy to get a game going.
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'My wife won't have sex with me so I'm reduced to fucking prostitutes and being rejected on okcupid' tennis eh !!!(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:28,
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Never paid for it.Have been offered money tho.
Turned it down. As you do.
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"Please, take my purse, just don't rape me!"(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:44,
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No, all the sex I've ever had has been consensual.Might want to ask the mod-pricks if that post is step-worthy if I were you.
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Probably is, someone from /talk posted it.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:19,
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This made me laugh.lol, as it were.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:08,
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Foot fault!(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:10, closed)
Nice.(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 9:11, closed)
I'm enjoying it.(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:41, closed)
We can talk about mine if you like. I'm getting divorced and I've been with my girlfriend for six months.I've never felt the need to cheat on someone, let alone set up an internet dating profile to do so, mind.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:30,
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No kids?Divorce is divorce (never been thru it but seen the detritus) - hope yours is clean and not messy, hence the question about kids.
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One kid, all amicable, no fuss.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:20,
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Cool.(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:47, closed)
You could easily pass for someone hitting sixty you fat stupid wanker(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:05,
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Why, thank you.I have been told in the past that I look quite distinguished.
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PfffffftI suppose the bar is quite low in Oz.
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Like you'd get a look in.(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:40, closed)
Quite, you must have a list of internet women who want to shag you as long as your nob.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:02,
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TrueSeeing as the only thing you know about me is that I've got tits and no knob, your reply is quite telling.
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In what way?EDIT: I don't really get this thing where you seem to think that I'm somehow interested in you (sexually or otherwise). It's not the first time that you've insinuated that I seem to be keen on you.
Just to be clear - YOU ARE A STRANGER ON THE INTERNET & I AM IN NO WAY INTERESTED IN PURSUING ANY TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.
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Don't flatter yourselfI have never once thought you'd be interested in me, and God I certainly wouldn't touch you with a barge pole.
Taking your picture into account, and how you conduct yourself on the internet, to be honest I'm surprised anyone would want to actually meet you in person.
I just though it was funny how you are automatically offensive when you know nothing about someone. Your replies are more telling than you think they are.
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I like this.Nearly as lacking in self-awareness as his fellow troll The Mock Turtle.
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Why respond?(, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 21:29, closed)
I could ask the same of you.I'm not that bothered to change my sig to have your name in it though.
Ah bless, have I upset the tubby little Ringo?
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No.(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:22, closed)
That's usually just a polite way of telling you that you've gone prematurely gray.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 8:35,
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About 25 when it started to creep into my beard.So yeah, maybe.
Not so much "salt and pepper" as "Whitebeard" now.
When I've threatened to shave, the missus and daughter have howled in protest.
I've also got a pretty big bald spot at the back of my head.
EDIT: a pretty important comma after "shave".
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