Blood
	
	Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.
	
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 Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
 
	
	and
 	we are back on the mooncups again!
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Halfy By light alone, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:52,
	
closed)
 
	
	I think the words
 	DEAR GOD WHY?! fits the bill :)
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gamefanatic666, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:13,
	
closed)
 
	
	why
 	didn't I stop reading as soon as I felt a bit ill?
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The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:15,
	
closed)
 
	
	Dear
 	sweet cunting jeebus, pass the mind bleach.
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 Trollman, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:59,
	
closed)
 
	
	I've just been sat at my desk
 	lauging hysterically at that and the replies.
Have a squelch.
I mean a click
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Super Oaf Petit filous?, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 16:19,
	
closed)
 
	
	Eloquently told
 	Have a periodic click ;o)
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 Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 17:20,
	
closed)
 
	
	sweet jesus!
 	it's been quite a while since i laughed that much!
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 Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 2:34,
	
closed)
 
	
	I don't know what hurts more...
 	the bleach I just poured in my eyes after reading that, or the fact that the words I read are still burning thier way into my brain like the wrath of a Hebrew god.
*clicky* because this deserves to be first - to make others suffer equally
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Nogin the Nog is the good one! Beware Nogbad the Bad!, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:56,
	
closed)