I do actually have a relevant story....
when we moved into our uni house I was living with three guys and another girl and the girl (Sarah) had real issues with one of the guys (Jay) girlfriend (Alice). The cause of which we never discovered but she would badmouth her when she wasn't there and ignore her when she was.

Alice would stay over a fair amount but the rest of us got on with her fine as she was doing a catering course and had a real passion for cooking which meant she tried out a lot of her new ideas and recipes on us.

One evening Sarah went out to meet some of her friends down the union and the rest of the house got drunk. And then we got a little high. Then we got the munchies. Rummaging in the kitchen we discovered two of those little bottles of fake blood. "Oooh" thought our twisted drunken minds "what fun could we have with these!"

Fun translated to throwing blood at each other and all over the kitchen, posing for pictures with blood stained knives and so on. As this was happening the door bell rang and Alice arrived, somewhat confused as why we were all looking like we had been mauled by werewolves.

More drinking and smoking then we must have passed out because the next thing I remember was hearing a shrieking scream and a rather loud thud.

Turns out Sarah has arrived home after a few bevvies herself, seen us covered in blood and unmoving in the lounge then gone into the kitchen where Alice was cleaning the blood off the knives and walls, instantly concluded that Alice was a psycho knife welding maniac murderer, screamed, turned to run out the house, misjudged it and smacked into the door frame knocking herself clean out.

Alice as the only sober person then had to drive Sarah to the hospital with Jay. He reported the journey as being uncomfortably hilarious, although the girls did get on slightly better afterwards.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:33, 7 replies)

*click*
Hahahahaha!

I think i'd probably end up shitting myself too!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 16:12, closed)

quite simply
the best QOTW entry ever. much clicky!
(Freeman163, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 5:36, closed)

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Had to bite my tongue to stop myself laughing...

*checks for blood*
( snee held his breath since, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 9:49, closed)

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worthy of any sitcom you'd care to mention!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 18:35, closed)

I logged in
Just to clicky this one.
Classic.
(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 19:38, closed)

clickage
mind the "knife welding maniacs"
(roadkillontoast, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 0:36, closed)

She
may have partaken in some welding at some point....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 17:21, closed)