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Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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In France a couple of weeks ago, I ended up having lunch with an American couple. After the meal, as we sat on the verandah, Heidi - for that was her name - offered into the conversation that one should never go diving with a menstruating woman if there are Great White sharks in the area.

OK. Personally, I tend to think that the phrase "with a menstruating woman" is a bit superfluous.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:41, 4 replies)
"Great White sharks"
also seems redundant.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:42, closed)
Scuba or Muff?

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:44, closed)
I suppose...
... it may depend on whether one means scuba diving or muff diving.

Muffs with sharks in them ought to be avoided at all costs.

EDIT: Damocles, mindpiss, yadda yadda yadda.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:44, closed)
Doesn't matter
sharks only attack fresh blood, not menstrual.
(I helped save b3ta! uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:16, closed)

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