Useful advice
In France a couple of weeks ago, I ended up having lunch with an American couple. After the meal, as we sat on the verandah, Heidi - for that was her name - offered into the conversation that one should never go diving with a menstruating woman if there are Great White sharks in the area.

OK. Personally, I tend to think that the phrase "with a menstruating woman" is a bit superfluous.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:41, 4 replies)

"Great White sharks"
also seems redundant.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:42, closed)

Scuba or Muff?

( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:44, closed)

I suppose...
... it may depend on whether one means scuba diving or muff diving.

Muffs with sharks in them ought to be avoided at all costs.

EDIT: Damocles, mindpiss, yadda yadda yadda.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 15:44, closed)

Doesn't matter
sharks only attack fresh blood, not menstrual.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 11 Aug 2008, 15:16, closed)