Wow..
I got in earlier and the first thing I checked when online was QOTW but there was nothing here yet.

The funny little coinkydink is, before I got in, I was at my....girlfriends? (complicated) house and just before I left she says "one sec, can I cut you?"

"Pardon?!" says I.

Her: "Can I cut you with razors?"
Me: "Ummm what...why? Is it sexually exciting to you?"
Her: "I think it might be, *licks her lips* go onnnn!"

And that is the story of how I have a big plaster on my arm and a lot less blood in my body this evening.

Barely any length at all, I whined like a baby in fact.
(RizzJizz doesn't do life., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 4:38, 9 replies)

Run
like the wind.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 7:10, closed)

Jesus fucking Christ.
Why did you do it?
( Bats, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 7:28, closed)

Most importantly
did YOU get a kick out of it?

I've cut before. I never cut for sexual gratification but I can tell you, you will HATE the scars sometime in the future, especially if you split up. I sure hate mine.

Yes, I was batshit hatstand for a while, happily recovering now.

Personally, I'd recommend jumping ship while you've still got a full supply of blood.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 8:11, closed)

GET
OUT
NOW

DON'T
WALK

RUN!
( SteamedCleaner, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 9:10, closed)

Next time
she asks to cut you, ask if you can lay a steaming turd on her chest and ask her to rub it in. You'll soon stop fancying her if she complies. Plus you'll have plenty of blackmail ammo with the photo's you'll take...
( Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 9:32, closed)

Q: Can I cut you?
A: Yes
Conclusion - both mental.

Each to their own mind you.


( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:05, closed)

Isnt that...
...a Cleveland Steamer?
(SillyMoo, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 10:06, closed)

Yeah..
I think it was more of a test, pushing it to the limits kinda thing...

It's ok, I'm having my way tonight.

My arms already horribly covered in scars so a few more won't do any harm, not letting her do it again though. She's a mentalist but it's not something that'll come up again... I hope...

And a Cleveland steamer.... not cool. I've heard lovely stories from an ex...
(RizzJizz doesn't do life., Fri 8 Aug 2008, 12:54, closed)

next time she cuts you
donkey punch her into unconsciousness

(am not a violent person btw)
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 17:32, closed)