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Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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Re: Madam Malboro's Trains Don't kill People Story.
My mate was a train spotter and he was run over by a train.

Chuffed to bits, he was.
(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 23:41, 7 replies)
That's a truely
Groan-worthy pun...

How long had you been waiting to wheel that out?

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 23:42, closed)
Bestest
Joke
In
The
World
Ever.
Fact.

'night all.
(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 0:07, closed)
Ooof!
Good to see such an esteemed pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 13 Aug 2008, 1:49, closed)
That's brilliant.
Full marks. And a click. You're on track.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:05, closed)
Surely...
This signals the end of the QOTW is coming? such a shame, when it was getting up such a head of steam...
(I helped save b3ta! Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 9:27, closed)
top-notch!
Puns piss me off but, jokes like this rule!
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:31, closed)

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