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Like a scene from The Exorcist, I once spewed a stomach-full of blood all over a charming nurse as I came round after a major dental operation. Tell us your tales of red, red horror.

(, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 14:39)
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BEETROOT !
Not sure if it is just me, surely there will be others who have had the misfortune as a child to drink beetroot juice ?

Having not done so as an Adult, I am not entirely sure the effect is the same as when you are a rather confused five year old - having drunk a good half pint of the stuff - to then proceed to the little boys room and witness what can only be described as poos and wees from the very depths of hell - seriously -a torrent of bright red/purple urine followed by a purple poo doesn't really sit well with child and mother alike....

I still have nightmares to this day..

Length ? About three inches and in Gillian Mckeiths mind, very healthy (apart from the colour, obviously)
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:37, 6 replies)
aah, beetroot...
whilst visiting the in-laws for the first time 2 christmases ago, in Poland, after 3 days of almost constant vodka drinking...
i went for a pee...
and only realised 5 minutes later, when my wife and her family burst out laughing...
that it wasn't permanent kidney damage from alcohol abuse but simply over-indulgence in barscz...phew! what a relief! but i did feel like a prick...

that's beetroot soup BTW
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 8:32, closed)
Gillian McKeith
is a fraudulent cunt.
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 11:26, closed)
^^^
Indeed she is, but what puzzles me is why on earth would anyone choose to fake a qualification in scat?
I'd be a doctor of boobs or something worthwhile.
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 11:32, closed)
barszcz
I make it weekly. Three large beetroots sliced; one large red onion chopped; five cloves or garlic; two bay leaves; two table spoons of balsamic vinegar and a dash of pepper. Boil in water for 30 mins, the sieve and add a chicken stock cube to the liquid. Serve with instant noodles.

Crap purple.
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 11:55, closed)
pffft
I was on the Breuss juice diet for a few weeks with a load of beetroot

toilet visits are certainly traumatic the first few days
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 12:06, closed)
Yup, been there,
done that!

Was dared by my older brother. Was very scared.

Lesson learned
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:50, closed)

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