Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 10:02,
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Do you spend your life insulting people on b3ta?Isn't that a bit boring?
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You know office jobs, right?(, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 10:51, closed)
Oh yeahI understand now. b3ta didn't even exist last time I had an office job!
OK Shambolic and brayndedd I get it - you carry on molesting people online if that keeps you sane in the office... poor bastards. I'll think of you next time I'm 'working' in a cafe with a sea view. I'll even get a croissant and smirk a smug smirk especialy for you!
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Not particularly boring. It's not like it takes any time or effort.I mean ... you're here too ... bit odd to start using that as some sort of attack, innit?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 11:25,
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I'd find it deathly dull.I only drop in occasionally here and only if I've actually got something that might be worth saying.
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I was offered a job at NASA but I turned it down because they weren't going to Mars.The fuckers went to the moon instead, and I'm gutted, cuz the moon is awesome.
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this made me laughDr Shambo bot.....
"(OP object/activity/place)'s shit and you're a cock"
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