Biggest opportunity I've blownNot Alan Partridge tells us: "I was once offered the chance to co-present a programme on national radio. Audience of millions, but blew up spectacularly, my entire contribution being the rustling of paper in the background. I was that bad, I have since burned my copy of the pilot show." Tell us about your big break, and how you messed it up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:22)
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You bet I did :(but that didn't matter because I norked her sister the next day.
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PooPants, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 15:47,
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^I don;t even think thats a real euphemism
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 17:41,
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Played with her boobies. Lol I said boobies.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 9 Apr 2014, 17:47,
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omg what sort of cunt uses language like that on a family forumyou'll be posting photographs of ungodly breastfeeding next
satan
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 18:08,
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Surely it's like fish, boned and ready to eat.Or olives, stoned and stuffed with pimento.
Girlfriend: norked for convenience.
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what the fuck is that emoticon? did you suffer a stroke?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 8:06,
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