My Present House

Shortly after I moved in, I needed to rip out the old security lights and put in some new ones. So I unscrewed the switch and found that every wire in there was black coloured. No red. No green. No blue. No striped green and yellow. Nope. All black.

So I checked a few other switches, including the 30 amp cooker supply, and, yup. All black.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:23, 18 replies)

cheers.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:30, closed)

cheers

( Bamboo Steamer, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:33, closed)

cheers

( Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:45, closed)

Oh Bollox

I'll have to go to the vet again and get some more of that parasite shampoo.

It seems that whatever, and whenever, I post, I pick another of these irritating fleas up.

Is this the only way you can think of to get people to read what you type? Latching on to others?

Out, damn spot, out......

(And I'll bet a billion dollars that you have to look up the reference you illiterate dolt)...


And, of course,


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:48, closed)

yeah, because macbeth is SO obscure, right?
cheers.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:51, closed)

Saved by google eh?

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:53, closed)

Noes!
You beat me by a minute.....

:)
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:56, closed)

Google
is your friend.

Which is lucky for you. Everyone needs at least one friend. Freak.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:55, closed)

HEY GUESS WHAT I READ A BOOK ONCE.
cheers.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:58, closed)

No..

Once, someone read a book to you. And had to explain it.

It's not really the same thing....


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:03, closed)

Possibly one of the rubber ones, with a lot of pictures.
Intended for bath time.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:08, closed)

Racist.
Why can't black wires do the job just as well as other colours?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 12:48, closed)

Oh, they can.
It's just they all look the same to him.
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:07, closed)

BUSTED!


/slinks......
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:13, closed)

You got given a house as a present?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 13:36, closed)

No, he just means....
it's his current house.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:54, closed)

ZING!

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:25, closed)

What?
Shonky electrical work in an Australian house? Now there's a surprise. I shudder whenever I look at our wiring. They're a bit stroppy over here about doing you own electrics so we got someone in to wire in our aircon and look at the porch light at the same time (the main circuit breaker tripped if ever you turned it on). He took a look at it and was pretty sure it was being fed from a different phase that bypassed the fuse box, said "too tricky" and buggered off. No one else will touch it so we're left with a non-working light. Slack bastards the lot of them.
( SteamedCleaner, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 15:01, closed)