not really that exciting
but we have this really fat director that works for us and he is known for breaking every chair since he is so fat so i tend to fix those and just get as much screws and nails into the chairs as possible so they will won't break apart the minute he sits down but nothing really works and i always end up fixing them.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 16:37, 5 replies)

Do you fix them by sawing halfway through the two back legs?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 18:56, closed)

Does he also steal all the punctuation keys from the keyboards?

( MatJ LOOK, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 19:03, closed)

how to solve it
problem === fat man sits and breaks chair

solution === insert 6inch screws so that they just poke the surface of the chair base and when fat man sits down the points puncture said fat mans arse thus releasing a sizable amount of air in a comedy raspberry farting sound to the sight of said fat man shooting round the office getting thinner
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:15, closed)

There's your problem...
Screws and nails work best in compression, and chair failure tends to be a failure in tension. Adding more screws and nails is more likely to weaken the structure rather than strengthen it. If you would provide more details as to the type of chair he's breaking, I can be more helpful.
(mortdubois lacks imagination, doesn't play well with others, Sun 13 Mar 2011, 20:27, closed)

Gaffer-tape the fat fuck to the wall.

( .Yeti., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 13:54, closed)