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If you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
in your mum
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Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 10:56,
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up her bum
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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:17,
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Sounds like fum.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:18,
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But sends you numb
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The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 11:28,
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Just like rum
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The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:02,
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Or someone squeezing your plumbs
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TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:21,
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I've been struck dumb.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:09,
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