Bodge JobsIf you can't fix it with a hammer and a roll of duck tape, it's not worth fixing at all, my old mate said minutes before that nasty business with the hammer and a roll of duck tape. Tell us of McGyver-like repairs and whether they were a brilliant success or a health and safety nightmare.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:58)
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If it does not move, but should; WD40If it moves, but shouldn't; gaffa tape.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:10,
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And if it doesn't check any of the previous QOTW answersyou should twat it with the stupid stick.
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One more and we have numberwang!(, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 15:25, closed)
Rules relating to things;1. Try and steal it.
2. If you can't steal it, try and fuck it.
3. If you can't fuck it or steal it, smash it.
That is all. You can spray it with wd40 if you want, but that's just putting off the inevitable.
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Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 16:58,
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I think 1 and 2 are in the wrong order.but I wasn't looking for 'one more' rule so much as 'one more' repetition of this sage and original advice that nobody on the board has ever even considered posting before.
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Shit it all.I think I aimed way too low with my guess of five. We're going to hit double figures with this chestnut.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:20,
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Each repost funnier than the next...
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