My Dick
I had a strange lump on my dick; looked and felt like a piece of cartilage, or the corner of a credit card, just under the skin.
Odd, I thought. Perhaps I should get it looked at.

To the quack...
Explained the situation.
"I'll have to have a look at it". Not unreasonable, except his 2nd floor surgery was on a double-decker bus route, with no curtains.
Sidled round the desk with my back to the window; old chap out for inspection.

After a prod with his little finger, "It's always been there".
"Whuh? I've never noticed it before!"
"It's always been there".
Thinks: 'This has been in my hand every day since I can remember, for one reason, or quite often another, and I think I'd have remembered a small, triangular cartilaginous protusion. You must be a moron'.

A few days later; it was gone. As was I, to a different surgery.
(Razors, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 19:59, 6 replies)

That's your body.
looked and felt like a piece of cartilage, or the corner of a credit card, just under the skin.
Odd, I thought. Perhaps I should get it looked at.

To the quack...
Explained the situation.
"I'll have to have a look at it". Not unreasonable, except his 2nd floor surgery was on a double-decker bus route, with no curtains.
Sidled round the desk with my back to the window; old chap out for inspection.

After a prod with his little finger, "It's always been there".
"Whuh? I've never noticed it before!"
"It's always been there".
Thinks: 'This has been in my hand every day since I can remember, for one reason, or quite often another, and I think I'd have remembered a small, triangular cartilaginous protusion. You must be a moron'.

A few days later; it was gone. As was I, to a different surgery.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 20:01, closed)

... and did you find out what it was?

(gordonjcp, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 20:56, closed)

Had a boyfriend who suddenly developed one of those
and it was diagnosed as a shagging-seg.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 22:49, closed)

That is the sort of rambling story from antipodeans that drove me out of London.
That and their desire to do drugs but be unable to do drugs.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 23:29, closed)