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Mictoboy writes, "I once picked a spot on my cheek only for a half-inch long ingrown hair to coil out covered in pus."

How has your own body made you recoil in disgust?

(, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:02)
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Not specifically gross-out but worth telling
Some time before Mrs CopAFeel was married to yours truly, we were getting ready to go out. I was dressing, and she had just got out of the shower and was standing in the bathroom in all of her feminine glory.

Some years ago, she had a cyst at the very top of her bum crack, and had to have it surgically removed. Not sure why, but the surgeon didn't do such a neat job suturing it, and as a result, she has a 2-3cm (just over an inch for you Merkins) slightly bulgy scar right at the top of her crack.

Anyway, back to the story. As I admired her naked beauty, I told her, lovingly of course, that if we ever had children, when they ask what that scar is, I'm going to take great pleasure in telling them that's where she had her tail removed. I fell about laughing so much I couldn't breathe properly. She was slightly less amused.

We now have two young 'uns, and I fully intend to live up to my promise.
(, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 1:44, 5 replies)
We British will have it in inches too
If you don't mind.
(, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 20:30, closed)
Only people over the age of 40
And he did give it in inches for you anyway.
(, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 9:47, closed)
It's not my job to explain my joke.
It's your job to get it.
(, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 21:03, closed)
I really wish that my mum hadn't shown me her naked arse quite so much :(

(, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 20:48, closed)
My friend's mum
tried to give me a piece of tail.
(, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 0:05, closed)

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