Not specifically gross-out but worth telling
Some time before Mrs CopAFeel was married to yours truly, we were getting ready to go out. I was dressing, and she had just got out of the shower and was standing in the bathroom in all of her feminine glory.

Some years ago, she had a cyst at the very top of her bum crack, and had to have it surgically removed. Not sure why, but the surgeon didn't do such a neat job suturing it, and as a result, she has a 2-3cm (just over an inch for you Merkins) slightly bulgy scar right at the top of her crack.

Anyway, back to the story. As I admired her naked beauty, I told her, lovingly of course, that if we ever had children, when they ask what that scar is, I'm going to take great pleasure in telling them that's where she had her tail removed. I fell about laughing so much I couldn't breathe properly. She was slightly less amused.

We now have two young 'uns, and I fully intend to live up to my promise.
(David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Sat 13 Jul 2013, 1:44, 5 replies)

We British will have it in inches too
If you don't mind.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 13 Jul 2013, 20:30, closed)

Only people over the age of 40
And he did give it in inches for you anyway.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Sun 14 Jul 2013, 9:47, closed)

It's not my job to explain my joke.
It's your job to get it.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 14 Jul 2013, 21:03, closed)

I really wish that my mum hadn't shown me her naked arse quite so much :(

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 13 Jul 2013, 20:48, closed)

My friend's mum
tried to give me a piece of tail.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Mon 15 Jul 2013, 0:05, closed)