There was a blob of embryo or sutin in my boiled egg this morning
it was a bit of a shock and I think I passed out for a bit. Anyhoo I was much better by elevenses so was eating a nice scone when my tummy got a bit sore and blah blah Alien chest buster. Then I had a wank about Sigourney Weaver's sweaty knickers.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 17:11, 5 replies)

She's knocking on a bit now
They may well even be a bit pissy
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 18:09, closed)

Oh boy.
Totes having another three wanks now.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 18:50, closed)

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( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 18:53, closed)

Nah but i reckon they might be made of rubber

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 11:50, closed)

My WHAT?!?
Oh. Oh, ok. Sorry it's the sun, officer.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:07, closed)