Body ModsThis week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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My sister worked at a tattoo parlorOne day a huge burly fireman came in to get his badge tattoed on his arm. The guy that owned the shop was doing it and my sister thought it would be funny to walk by halfway through and say "What a cute unicorn tattoo." She said the fireman's eyes bugged out and he started reaching for the tattoo artist. My sister then decided she should tell him that she was only kidding.
Oh I just remembered a tattoo joke. A woman came into a tattoo place and got a turkey on her left inner thigh and Santa on her right inner thigh. The tattoo guy asked why she did it. She said it was because her husband complained that there wasn't anything good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
(, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:37, Reply)
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