Body ModsThis week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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PreviouslyI told how one of my friends got his willie stuck in a typewriter. This would be the same bloke...
He does all his own piercings, some of them good, some of them not so good, but the funniest effort was doing his own eyebrow. He was drunk, funnily enough, and convinced himself that he was going to go for it and made sure we were there to witness.
So he rests his head on a table in the workshop, (someones garage cum workshop style thing) and tentatively presses a thin nail against his brow, now against the table. I'll give it to him, he did it alright, there was a shit lot of blood and........ he got the nail stuck about, oh, an inch into the work surface. Cue all of us laughing as he's stuck to the table, bleeding everywhere trying to pull a nail out without a) taking out his eye, or b) ripping a lump of skin out.
We got the nail out for him, he put in his new bit of metal, and unsurprisingly, it got infected and had to be removed.
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McBadger COW, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 14:52,
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