Body ModsThis week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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Pleasure and FearDuring my first year at uni I was mates with a girl in the third year (read: much more "experienced"). There was also a group of lads that we used to hang out with, who, in that irritating way that guys do, spent most of their time pretending they were macho studs.
One night one of these cocky guys gets it together with my mate... at this point I offer the tenuous link to the question - that she had her tongue pierced... and this is relevant... She decides she doesn't want to sleep with him, but, being an expansive lass she offers him an oral alternative.
Surprisingly, this seems to sour the mood, and seconds later the boy makes his excuses and leaves.
About a week later we learn the truth for the rapid departure. He had gone down to one of his mates rooms to get his advice on what to do; he was terrified that it would hurt because of her tongue piercing.
Ah we laughed.
He was a bit of a tosser.
(, Fri 1 Dec 2006, 16:10, Reply)
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