
This week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
( , Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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When I was very young I stepped on a rusty nail, resulting in me in hospital, getting a tetanus jab from a 'beginner' nurse who had the hand-eye co-ordination of a walrus with dyspraxia. I still have a scar where the nail went through my foot. With a burn on my other foot, a cut on one of my arms and a cold burn on my other arm all in the center of my hands/feet, I look like a healed up Jesus.
( , Sun 3 Dec 2006, 12:44, Reply)
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