Body ModsThis week we hand the honours over to DippyFi, who asks:
"Got your girlfriend stuck on your Prince Albert? Had an argument with your tattoo artist mid-tattoo? Piercing mysteriously dissolved the cartilege in your ear? Or worse: decided to pierce yourself while you were drunk? Go on, I wanna hear all the gory details!"
The closest I've got to body piercing was when a friend stuck a sodding gardening fork through my right hand. It wasn't a good look to be honest.
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chthonic, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 23:02)
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A friend of mineProud of his length, decided to get his name tattooed to his todger. His name is 'Wayne'... Though when limp and contracted, it just reads 'We'. So. Standing at the urinals taking care of business, looks over at the next chappie, as you do, (who was Afro-Carribean by the way) and noticed he also had a tattoo there, with the letters 'WA'. The guy asked him "Why do you have the letters 'WE' tattooed to your penis?" Wayne, boastful and proud as ever - extended to display 'Wayne' in all its lengthy glory. Wayne then asked the guy about HIS initials... The guy just smiled, extended to full length, and it read: 'Welcome to Jamaica' ; ) ...Apologies for being slightly off-topic... just had to share that one! Cheers.
(, Sun 3 Dec 2006, 21:22, Reply)
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