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The Goat writes, "Some books have made a huge impact on my life." It's true. It wasn't until the b3ta mods read the Flashman novels that we changed from mild-mannered computer operators into heavily-whiskered copulators, poltroons and all round bastards in a well-known cavalry regiment.

What books have changed the way you think, the way you live, or just gave you a rollicking good time?

Friendly hint: A bit of background rather than just a bunch of book titles would make your stories more readable

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:11)
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Unfortunate titles...
My grandmother had a cache of children's books for when grandchildren came to stay. One that sticks in my mind is this:



... although it's for entirely the wrong reasons now.

/innocence shattered.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:39, 16 replies)
arse
you've just ruined Shirley Hughes for me. I love Shirley Hughes.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:39, closed)
@CHCB
You love Shirley Hughes in a lay-by. Or a building site. We know about you and dogging...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:40, closed)
*click*
*squeals with mirth*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:40, closed)
@Enzyme
"let he who is without sin..."
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:42, closed)
@CHCB
Indeed.

*casts first stone rock cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:43, closed)

...cast the first bone.

*EDIT* Damn you enzyme!

Did she do the Alfie books? -my daughter loves those.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:43, closed)
Awww
I loved that book when I was little! Oh the innocence of youth.

*Clicks*
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:44, closed)
you do realise
Dogger is perfectly valid since it features in the Shipping Forecast?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:47, closed)
...
Dogging with the shipping forecast on the radio. Bliss...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:50, closed)
^
your car or mine?
(Wait, mine got scrapped. It'll have to be yours.)


"...rising quickly"
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:50, closed)
I hope both of you mean plain old car sex.
I wouldn't want dirty old men wanking through my windows.

EDIT in fact, the time we were caught by a PCSO was bad enough :'C
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:52, closed)
Hello!
Edit - although i'm not old by any stretch of the imagination
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:52, closed)
@ Bert
"Alfie Gets in First" was a favourite of Sweary Jr's.....

*creases up*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:57, closed)
@Tourette's
Arf! That Alfie is a filthy little beggar, I swear he was trying it on with the babysitter in one of those stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:59, closed)
@CHCB
Dogger, German Bight.......now that's a good weekend!!!!
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Fri 16 May 2008, 12:20, closed)
Aww.
I loved Dogger, and Alfie when I was little :) never noticed the title till now though. I must be slow.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Sat 17 May 2008, 13:21, closed)

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