Unbearable: books that wasted my time.
The Unbearable Lightness of Being was exactly that: unbearable. Pretentious drivel masquerading as a sensitive love story. While we're at it add anything by Paul Coelho to that composting pile - that man is so friggin' preachy he can ram his novels sideways up his hole.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:02, 20 replies)

^This
plus everything that has ever been mentioned on Richard & Judy's Book Club.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:05, closed)

^^
Agree - tedious, tedious book. Some half-assed Anna Karenina reference running like a stream of piss all the way through it.
Kundera, you twat!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:05, closed)

@ Bert
R&J's book club made it onto my pet peeves list from the other week.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:06, closed)

@Boss
I missed most of that question, did you make the Best page?

I'd like Richard to die slowly and in pain, but Judy would get hard, for no reason that I can actually think of.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:08, closed)

Paulo Coelho
is a fucking twat.



The end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:09, closed)

@Bert
No, didn't make the best page.
I did once tell Madeley to fuck off once. We cut him up in a car in Hampstead once. He had a small attack of road rage and we told him to get to fuck. Tosser!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:12, closed)

"Judy would get hard"
what?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:12, closed)

My massive, dripping
cock, of course.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:15, closed)

Oh, so you missed
an "it" there then did you?

See I can be a pedant too

*puts on long black wig*

*handles kittens*

*dances*

*dances like a cheap whore*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:17, closed)

@al
that's not very nice, you've upset me now.

I always ignore your typos, you northern cunt! :D
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:19, closed)

I've met R&J's daughter
*FIT*
(Errorist, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:20, closed)

@Errorist
Is she the one who presented some show on E4 with her brother? He was a smug git too, just like his dad.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:22, closed)

Yeah think she is...
Her brother is definitely a snug little prick
(Errorist, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:24, closed)

Sorry Bert
*Shaves face cleanly*

*ties back long black wig*

*bends over*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:26, closed)

@al
that your Enzyme impersonation?

*winks saucily at al*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:27, closed)

Finally, somebody gets it
*returns saucy wink*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:28, closed)

@al
That's possibly the sexiest post I've ever read. It'd be like a threesome, but with only two of us!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:33, closed)

If it's a threesome
do I have to have sex with myself?

*wonders what the difference would be*

*sniffs*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:56, closed)

That depends, al
can you reach?

If so, you're a very talented and lucky boy.

*licks lips*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:17, closed)

Tough one.
I was recommended to read this by a man I vaguely knew; he waxed lyrical about it, lent me the book, I thought it was pretty good, but utterly depressing.

I ended up having a brief affair with that man. He was 16 or so years older than me, and married. It felt completely wrong (didn't know he was married when we first started), so I ended it with him very quickly.

From that point on, I just can't bear the thought of reading this book, it brings up too many bad memories, even though I liked it when I read it.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:40, closed)