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The Goat writes, "Some books have made a huge impact on my life." It's true. It wasn't until the b3ta mods read the Flashman novels that we changed from mild-mannered computer operators into heavily-whiskered copulators, poltroons and all round bastards in a well-known cavalry regiment.

What books have changed the way you think, the way you live, or just gave you a rollicking good time?

Friendly hint: A bit of background rather than just a bunch of book titles would make your stories more readable

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 15 May 2008, 15:11)
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Slightly off-topic but just remembered...
..a game Salman Rushdie and Martin Amis used to play when they met up, in which they had to come up with titles of Shakespeare plays if they had been written by Robert Ludlum.

eg: The Elsinore Conspiracy - Hamlet.
Good fun in the pub if your friends are of a literary bent.
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My favourite pub game
is changing one word in a film title to the word "Rectum".
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:03, closed)
@al
That game is going to amuse me for a long time.

Already my head is full of possibilities...
(I helped save b3ta! Moey, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:10, closed)
^^
The Silence of the Rectum
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Rectum
Apocalypse Rectum
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Rectum
Rectumspotting
Rambo: Rectum Blood
Rectum Royale
The Spy Who Came in from the Rectum
Rectum Beauty
Dude, Where's my Rectum?
Terminator 2: Rectum Day
Rectum of the Apes
The Remains of the Rectum
Butch Rectum and the Sundance Kid

I can see the attraction of that game...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:10, closed)
Oh no
The Man With The Golden Rectum
RectumPussy

I'm stopping now.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:13, closed)
@hlt
The Bond ones work really well.

GoldRectum
From Rectum With Love
ThunderRectum
The Rectum Who Loved Me
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Endless possibilities
even with just the Bond filims:

The Rectum who loved me
Rectum Royale
View to a Rectum
Dr Rectum
RectumRaker

etc etc

I like this game.


Edit: Sorry, Enzyme beat me to it with Rectum Royale.

Further edit: Damnit - Boss K beat me to the whole Bond thing.

*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:31, closed)
@K2k6
Aah, but I wouldn't have thought of RectumRaker.
That's particularly good.
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Having cheated slightly
and looked up a list of Bond films, we could also have:

The Living Rectum
On Her Majesty's Secret Rectum
For Your Rectum Only
The Rectum is Not Enough
Rectums (recta?) are Forever

I'm going to chuckle about this all night.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:39, closed)
Book titles too
A Clockwork Rectum
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Rectum
One Hundred Years of Rectum
The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Rectum
A Long Walk to Rectum

I have to stop... I have work to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Moey, Mon 19 May 2008, 16:41, closed)
It works with TV programmes too
The Weakest Rectum
The Big Rectum Theory
Gordon Ramsay's Rectum Nightmares
Rectum Hunt
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:05, closed)
and food!
Sweet and Sour Rectum
Rectum Pie
rectum and chips
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:18, closed)
I clicked on Reply to see all the intelligent suggestions for the Rushie/Amis game
And instead I read ThunderRectum.


Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 19 May 2008, 18:22, closed)
@chickenlady
Better reading it than getting a case of it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 19 May 2008, 18:48, closed)
TRL
At the moment I am!

Well...when I say *I* I mean one of the evil twins - he's suffering from a rather nasty case of the runs....which culminated with a nasty smell following him around school and one of the toilet cubicles being put out of order.
Poor love!

Thank god he's too young to read b3ta or he'd kill me for announcing this online
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:03, closed)
more telly
Rectum, Rectum, Rectum
The Rectum
Inspector Rectum
Who Wants to be a Rectum?
Gardener's Rectum
I'd Rectum Anything
Britain's got Rectum
Top Rectum

etc etc
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20, closed)
oh
happylittletulip's reply has to be the best I have ever come across!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 20 May 2008, 0:30, closed)
These are endless
but one which did make me laugh as it occurred to me last night was:

Indiana Jones & the Rectum of Doom.

That's enough from me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Moey, Tue 20 May 2008, 10:30, closed)

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