I take issue with some, many, or all of your choices.
Still, it's a long list, so I'll just reassert my opinion that Catch-22 is a massive load of shite, and move on.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:05, 4 replies)

Well if you've moved on...
You won't mind or notice if I say you're wrong, get over it...
( jagwap, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 22:31, closed)

Well if you've moved on...
You won't mind or notice if I say you're fucking bang on the money with that one. What. A. Load. Of. Shite.
( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 0:05, closed)

I was going to refrain from replying on the basis that arguments concerning personal literary preferences are entirely subjective and thus a petty and tedious waste of time.

Then of course I remembered that this is the internet, which aside from porn and commerce was designed purely with petty and tedious arguments in mind.

Therefore:

U iz RONG blud!!!


lolololol pwned


ahem.
(anvil, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 10:46, closed)

Worse
than
Hitler.

I hope you get hit by a plane (leaving your legs rolling in the surf, for comic effect).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 23:01, closed)

God, when you get it wrong, you really get it wrong
Has to be in the top ten best books to come out of the US in the 20th Century. NO, in the top five. And that includes 'The Grapes of Wrath'.

I won't waste more time on you.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:16, closed)