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Freddie Woo tells us how he recently spent ages trying to open his front door with his Oyster Card before realising he actually needed things called "keys". Tell us of times you've done stupid things while on auto-pilot

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Mar 2013, 12:20)
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I prefer snicket

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 13:20, 3 replies)
A Japanese gent was visiting and I overheard an elderly Lancashire lady directing the baffled guest to his hotel via "a snicket five minutes that way".
It doesn't seem very funny in the retelling but at the time I found this sniggerworthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:01, closed)
I use "twitting",
which is slightly more suburban than an alley. To my mind, alleys are brick along both sides; twittings are more likely to be fenced, and characteristically smell slightly of creosote.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 14:14, closed)
Twitten
'Round these paaaaarts, anyway
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 17:19, closed)
Twitchell
(Nicholas)
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 23:36, closed)
My friend used to call this part of the journey home from the pub
"the ricochet up the snicket".
(sp00nfed, Fri 22 Mar 2013, 18:46, closed)

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