Break-up Stories
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
all of my past relationships have ended amicably and i remain friends with a number of former girlfriends
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:30,
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all of my past relationships have ended amicably and i remain friends with a number of former girlfriends I've never seen a pair of breasts that weren't my mother's
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:01,
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are you saying there's something wrong with my mother's breasts?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:04,
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They're a little wonky.
But some men like that, I hear.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:08,
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where did you hear it?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:12,
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I heard it from your mum.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:14,
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well, she would say that wouldn't she
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:19,
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I thought it was a good effort
needed more Honda and cups of tea though to make the fib less obvious.
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fivetide, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:32,
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That or your mother owns all the breasts in the world...
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skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:42,
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You are 100% indisputably homosexual.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:50,
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