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Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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Starting over - fail
In the smoldering ashes of a marriage breakup, the nasty bitterness of which I shall not drag out again, I decided to get back out there and try to meet someone new.

So like many I gave online dating a try.

There wasn't a great deal of choice back then and match dot com was by far the biggest, might still be. So I dutifully filled out page after page to create a profile, uploaded pictures and then submitted my payment details.

I almost held my breath with excitement as I clicked the button to find my matches.... Waiting for the pictures to load the first match was 100%, could there really be my perfect partner out there and living in the same small town as me!?

No, that genius website had decided my perfect match was my ex-wife. I looked a bit further and decided I probably wasn't ready to get back on the dating scene after all...

They also don't do refunds.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:56, 9 replies)
Ha ha.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:58, closed)
Hahaha I rather like this.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:59, closed)
Oh, that's good.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:04, closed)
It worked for Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:05, closed)
Hello Prince Andrew.

(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:06, closed)
You are Rupert Holmes
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:00, closed)
I suspect this is going to be as good as it gets this week.
Well done.
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 16:17, closed)
Smashing :-)
I love this
(, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:32, closed)
Perhaps they were right?

(, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 16:10, closed)

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