Break-up Stories
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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Oh lordy, this is going to be a spectacular week of childish bitterness and SERIOUS INTERNET.
I'm giddy with anticipation :D
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:25,
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And spiteful taunting!!
Say there'll be spiteful taunting too!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:26,
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PSYCHOCHOMP GOT FUCKED OVER BY A STRIPPER! MASSIVE LOLS!
Like that?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:32,
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YES!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:37,
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BATTERED IS BEING SCREWED FOR EVERY PENNY HE OWNS DESPITE TTHE FACT THAT HIS WIFE'S DAD IS LOADED AND NOW GONZ IS FUCKING HER
That kind of thing?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:53,
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YES!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:12,
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Bullshit, Gonz has never put his embarrassment in a lady's gentleness.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:34,
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Teeheehee.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 16:50,
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Precisely like that! Oh boy I'm excited!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:43,
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I don't even know what all that is about, someone fancy giving me the cliffnotes so I can lol at the right bits?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:45,
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I think its safe to assume there will be
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:35,
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So post a story then, cunt
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:44,
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I ain't got one, my relationships have all ended amicably or boringly. Because I'm an adult and not a drama-generating gaylord.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:47,
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Spoken like a true flouncy queen.
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McChinaman banned, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:56,
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YOU DON'T KNOW ME
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:06,
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flouncy queen internet virgin.
Hmm? Why, yes, I do live in a glass house.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:24,
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I thought there was one that involved you headbutting someone off here?
Tell that one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:58,
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That's not a breakup story, unless you count S*xFace's nose and the rest of his face.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 16:18,
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you're quite aggressive today, emvee.
go play with some star wars figures, it'll calm you dow...oh. wait.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:51,
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Some poor girl's going to be modelling one of the REALLY pointy Misogotrons tonight
:(((((
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 17:51,
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Hard day wiping arses, dear?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:53,
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I know your social circle is a bit shallow and dim but have you genuinely ever met a single person who thought 'nurse' was an insult, you pointless adolescent?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:11,
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Nice to see you coming to his rescue,
but WW might object to AB rewarding you with sexual favours.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:24,
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Object? She's just aquaplaned off the sofa at the very mental image.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 13:41,
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