Break-up Stories
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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Oh lordy, this is going to be a spectacular week of childish bitterness and SERIOUS INTERNET.
I'm giddy with anticipation :D
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:25, 23 replies)
I'm giddy with anticipation :D
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:25, 23 replies)
And spiteful taunting!!
Say there'll be spiteful taunting too!!!!
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Say there'll be spiteful taunting too!!!!
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PSYCHOCHOMP GOT FUCKED OVER BY A STRIPPER! MASSIVE LOLS!
Like that?
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:32, closed)
Like that?
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:32, closed)
BATTERED IS BEING SCREWED FOR EVERY PENNY HE OWNS DESPITE TTHE FACT THAT HIS WIFE'S DAD IS LOADED AND NOW GONZ IS FUCKING HER
That kind of thing?
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:53, closed)
That kind of thing?
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:53, closed)
Bullshit, Gonz has never put his embarrassment in a lady's gentleness.
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I don't even know what all that is about, someone fancy giving me the cliffnotes so I can lol at the right bits?
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I ain't got one, my relationships have all ended amicably or boringly. Because I'm an adult and not a drama-generating gaylord.
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Hmm? Why, yes, I do live in a glass house.
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:24, closed)
I thought there was one that involved you headbutting someone off here?
Tell that one.
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:58, closed)
Tell that one.
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:58, closed)
That's not a breakup story, unless you count S*xFace's nose and the rest of his face.
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you're quite aggressive today, emvee.
go play with some star wars figures, it'll calm you dow...oh. wait.
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:51, closed)
go play with some star wars figures, it'll calm you dow...oh. wait.
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 15:51, closed)
Some poor girl's going to be modelling one of the REALLY pointy Misogotrons tonight
:(((((
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:(((((
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I know your social circle is a bit shallow and dim but have you genuinely ever met a single person who thought 'nurse' was an insult, you pointless adolescent?
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Nice to see you coming to his rescue,
but WW might object to AB rewarding you with sexual favours.
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:24, closed)
but WW might object to AB rewarding you with sexual favours.
( , Thu 12 Sep 2013, 20:24, closed)
Object? She's just aquaplaned off the sofa at the very mental image.
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