Break-up Stories
Freddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
She kicked me out of the flat two days ago, as it happens
We aren't broken up yet (and I hope we won't be) but this is going to be a delicate few weeks.
Edit: And there's the breakup. One year, six months, thirteen days.
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Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:23,
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Protip: don't post stuff like that on here.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:47,
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I'm only doing her in the arse which doesn't really count, right?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:53,
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Oh man, sloppy back door seconds to her dad :(((((
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 18:55,
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I like to slap it against the sides.
It sounds like rattling a broom handle in a plastic bucket.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:00,
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Hahaha.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:02,
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I like this new Creme Egg advert.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:05,
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Hahahaha, pwned.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 19:23,
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Apparently it's true what they say: men don't take hints
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:18,
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It's very sweet that you don't think you've broken up yet.
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ringofyre, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:57,
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