Break-up StoriesFreddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
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We shagged for a bit and I gave her a yoghurt.Then she went to the airport and flew back to America. Quite tame really.
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clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 2:37,
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You realise that makes it sound like she was a kid, right?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 9:13,
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MUNCH BUNCH ARE FOR EVERYONE.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 11:28,
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Oh look, there's a button to the left of "Reply".(
clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:12,
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Blimey, something of an overreaction there, you stupid upset nonce.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 0:16,
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Yoghurt?What sort of middle class kids have you been molesting?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 19:00,
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Never mind how many Tarquins I've diddled, that bellend put me on ignore for pointing out that he'd made himself sound a bit Saville.This place is fucked.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 14 Sep 2013, 14:58,
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Give that bitch a yoghurt.Bitches love yoghurt.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 10:35,
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*office lols*(
skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 13:25,
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