The dawning moment
It was in the first months of a new relationship when everything is going brilliantly and life is like floating around on big sweet marshmallows that you can take bites of when ever you want and they won't make you fat.

Having one of those in depth conversations about life, love and philosophy when she asked me the question,

- "Would you tell me if you cheated on me"?

With a naive smile and trying to be a bit of a joker - "Don't ask don't tell", I replied.

"OH, Thank God"! she said.

Apparently it just happened 10 or 11 times over several weeks........
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:52, 12 replies)

Pwned.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 12:11, closed)

Totes

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 1:02, closed)

DA/DT
A great philosophy if you don't mind having your nadgers rot off.
(Shimrod, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 12:33, closed)

It sounds like you then asked, and she told.
But then, such a twatish response is tantamount to giving her carte blanche to fuck around anyway.
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 12:35, closed)

A bit like this one ey?

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 1:04, closed)

Was she a gay american soldier?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 13:24, closed)

Not American

(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 1:05, closed)

I believe the correct response is, 'I wouldn't cheat on you'.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:03, closed)

+ 'And if you ever even THINK of cheating on me I'll FUCKING KILL YOU YOU WHORE! In fact, I EVER even THINK that you're thinking about cheating on me I'll kill you. NOW FETCH ME MY DINNER! AND SOME BEERS!'

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:01, closed)

or even, "yes, yes I would"
then you don't look like a complete womble as you try to nonchalantly extract the details while still looking cool masking a cold sweat panic.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 1:09, closed)

*Nods*
I should probably change my answer to this.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Sep 2013, 2:06, closed)

Or even 'What do you mean? I'm cheating on you right now. Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't introduced you to Michaela The Sex Midget yet, have I?'

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 16 Sep 2013, 3:33, closed)