Break-up StoriesFreddie Woo sends us a tale of woe which ends: "I could live with being cheated on. What really got me that there was clearly a third person holding the camera, and the arse pummeling up and down sometimes had a tattoo, sometimes it didn't. I moved out that day." Tell us about how a relationship's come crashing down around you.
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
Phil Collins divorced his wife by fax.So basically, you're almost as much of a cunt as Phil Collins. I hope you realise just how serious this is.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:56,
2 replies)
well i'd only been seeing her for 3 months...any longer and I'd have written to her...
(
Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:57,
closed)
oh Lord that's poor edj.Also inaccurate. You're mixing up the Colmeister with the equally shite Thunderclap Newman here
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:13,
closed)
I know it's "in the air tonight" but that wouldn't work.Also Thundreclap's riff was plenty good enough for Elton John to rip off in Bender and the Jets.
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 16 Sep 2013, 19:30,
closed)
I wouldn't know, edj.I'm not 'one of you lot'.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:53,
closed)
Well, I suppose you can't hurry love.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 18:18,
closed)
*applause*(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:42,
closed)
fucking hell:((((((((((((((((((((((((
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 20:00,
closed)
Litigate! Litigate! Dance to the music!(, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 22:14, closed)
*more applause*(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:42,
closed)
Applausing here.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:20,
closed)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread