I do but I can't remember which one it is.
It's the one that's slightly smaller.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 13:59, 2 replies)

Why do you have favourites?
What properties does one boob have that the other doesn't?

I don't have a favourite nut.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 6 May 2010, 14:01, closed)

Nuts are in the same bag though

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:03, closed)

bag ballpark
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 6 May 2010, 14:07, closed)

Perhaps you'd be in a better position to judge if they weren't concealed in a big, wrinkly bag

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:03, closed)

See!
EDIT: Dried apricots
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:06, closed)

Man, there's nothing more fun than stretching it out
and using it as a soap dish.

AMIRIGHT?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 6 May 2010, 14:08, closed)

What, your nut-sack?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:09, closed)

Totally.
Who doesn't?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 6 May 2010, 14:09, closed)

Me.
I haven't got a bath. : (
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 6 May 2010, 14:12, closed)

You can carry soap with you anywhere! That's the beauty of it!
You don't NEED a bath anymore!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 6 May 2010, 14:15, closed)

I stretch mine until my ballbag look like a flying squirrel...
...and attack Mrs Tugnut whilst singing the theme to the Dambusters.
How she laughs vomits.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:12, closed)

I'm gonna stretch mine out and put it over Ms Santiagos mouth & nose when she's sleeping.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 6 May 2010, 14:14, closed)

Barf!

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:17, closed)

Wash your balls with ether first...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:18, closed)

top tip in viz about ten years ago
hippys, save your hard earned cash. Dont buy a lava lamp, just stretch out your chicken skin sporran and shine a torch through from the back, then sit back and watch your plums dance gracefully around your sack.
(OTT, Thu 6 May 2010, 16:41, closed)

Mine too!
Bigger doesn't always mean better. My smallest one is the most aesthetically pleasing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:02, closed)

Mine too.
I've always wanted smaller boobs so the smaller one is my favorite.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:05, closed)

I was happy when i had small ones
Then I wondered what big ones would be like.
Lo and behold, at 20 years of age, they appeared, within the space of a few weeks.
And I've never looked back. Looking down is quite difficult too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 6 May 2010, 14:08, closed)