There was a teacher in highschool
Who was rumoured to have a pair of wooden tits.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:20, 6 replies)

Ha!
I nearly blew wine out of my nose laughing at that.

Wooden tits are a fantastic idea.
(Just a girl., Thu 6 May 2010, 21:24, closed)

Funnily enough
there was a teacher at my school who'd had a mastectomy and had a fake tit (you could tell easily by the oscillations that it wasn't real!) which was reputed to be made of wood.

We used to phrase questions in her earshot, such as "It would be good if [whatever], wouldn't it?" Which sounded just like 'wooden tit'. Oh, how we laughed.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:29, closed)

Was this in Aberdeenshire?
I know a couple of people all from the same school up that-a-way who swear blind their teacher had wooden tits?
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 6 May 2010, 21:56, closed)

Wouldn't it be funny if a woman had a wooden tit.
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Fri 7 May 2010, 0:17, closed)

was it..?
Mrs Cowie?
(phe, Fri 7 May 2010, 14:08, closed)

Hmmm...
we had a teacher at our school who's nickname was that.. Weaverham High??
(Kip, Wed 12 May 2010, 18:51, closed)