Boobs and how to appreciate them.
Ladies, if you are abundant of bosom then prone to wearing outfits that leave the upper slopes uncovered and open to public scutiny then you cannot complain too much if you get attention.
However there is attention and then there is attention.
Let me paint you a mental picture. It is a sunny day in downtown Portsmouth. Yours truly is leaning up against a bus-stop wondering how late the bloody thing will be this time. A young lady hoves into view and sits down.
Nature has been kind. Nature gave her a double helping of booby goodness then dropped a couple of spoonfuls on top because it was in a good mood. She clearly took a certain pride in her mammary mightiness because she'd invested in a push up bra and a low cut top. The end result was to give her her a continental shelf of bosom that would make Dolly Parton nod in grudging approval and when she sat down I now had a perfect perves-eye view down her top.
Now being a gentleman I take a moment to quietly enjoy the view before me then return to my book. The two young lads that enter the busstop next don't quite get the idea. Violently nudging your mate while crying "BoobsBoobSBoobs" and pointing...Oh subtle boys, very subtle.
There really ought to be classes in this sort of thing.
(Big D, Sat 8 May 2010, 9:46, 3 replies)

So, none of you spoke to her?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 8 May 2010, 15:44, closed)

I expect a mammoth post when you actually manage to see a nipple.

( Zuowan, Sat 8 May 2010, 16:35, closed)

Haha, the only breasts you've seen in real life, fully, are your mums, your sisters, and your own.
And I reckon you've touched them all too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 May 2010, 16:53, closed)