How not to get laid.
When you wake up hungover and still a bit drunk from the night before, no matter how funny you think it is, do not, while a woman is straddling you and hanging her breasts down above your face, start singing the Rocky theme and mime using one of those high speed punchball thingy's.

You won't have sex again for days.

Scarpe: Making the mistakes so you don't have to.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 10 May 2010, 9:48, 5 replies)

This should be your sig.
Thanks for the heads up.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 10 May 2010, 9:57, closed)

I could totally get away with that
but then my GF is German and has an awesome sense or humour. :)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 May 2010, 10:19, closed)

POST HERE:
b3ta.com/questions/toptips/
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:15, closed)

I also find ...
... that my purpose in life is primarily to serve as a warning to others.

Warning heeded.

*click*
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:39, closed)

As I was once told " If you can't be a good example to others at least you can serve as a terrible warning"
(Snabblim Dropfritt, Tue 11 May 2010, 8:20, closed)