BOGOF
I have the luxury of being divorced.

The current receptacle of my baby batter isn't. However, before she left her hubby she made him pay for her to have them enhanced.

I love em - cheers mate. Hope you can still pay the loan off.
(Suck it and Sea, Thu 13 May 2010, 8:29, 6 replies)

Hmph
all I got my to do was put a shed up.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 13 May 2010, 9:33, closed)

In the spirit of fairness and decency
Shoudn't they have had one implant each in the divorce settlement?
(Barnetboy, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:06, closed)

or at least
get to take them out at weekends.

(then again, it's not too late as she isn't divorced yet, if you read the words.)
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:12, closed)

Maybe he'll get access to them on weekends??

(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:37, closed)

watch
out though dude, you may end up paying puppy maintenance.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:13, closed)

technically, she cant stop him from having a fondle

(babyaeroplanes, Thu 13 May 2010, 12:40, closed)