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Thebigfella tugs our coat and says: Are you a LibDem minister, a cheating partner, or maybe you have an annoying friend you can't be bothered with? Tell us of promises you've broken, or if you've been on the receiving end.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:40)
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"If I pull out before I come, it won't have got clean from being up your bum yet."

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:38, Reply)
na na na na na na na na
splatman!
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:38, Reply)
"this is going to be
the best christmas ever!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:31, Reply)
"Ha! You've fallen victim to my cunning plan. I placed a hefty dose of knups in your evening coffee
and now you need three doses of the antidote to make it safe or you shall die! What is it, you ask? Why, just turn the letters around to reveal the substance that could save your life!"
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:15, Reply)
you could still breathe through your nose

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:12, Reply)
"How about if we call it 'firing the baby cannons at your bow porthole'?"

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:09, Reply)
here comes the fire engine
nee naw nee naw. Turn on the foam hose! whoosh
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)
"For some reason I don't sing the Pokemon evolution theme when I come, if it's from a blowjob"
"and I know you're really tired of hearing that..."
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:07, 2 replies)
Choke you to death? Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take...

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:04, 28 replies)
You know how much you like Yakult
Well its quite similar

Hang on baby, here it comes. Uh uh UHH mmm Danone!
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:02, 1 reply)
Hey QOTW
I've got a question for you too...

Why are you still here?!?


(Turtlenuts, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)
"Have you got a Prince Albert wrapped round your tonsils?"

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:00, Reply)
Will Harry be on the boat
Or down your pipe
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:58, Reply)
You know how you like dragons? I've got this great trick about an angry one.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:33, Reply)
well if not your mouth
What about your ear, or even your eye
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:32, Reply)
well what about
I catch it in my hand and then try to throw it in from here?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:26, Reply)
Dammit SVLA!
Now I'm going to have to come round and jizz in YOUR mouth....er, I mean not, er, no, 'course...
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:12, 2 replies)
you know those things
That dentists use to wedge your mouth open, well guess what I got off ebay
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:11, Reply)
I promise, now, that I will never make another come-in-your-mouth joke on this board as long as I live.
I think we've made them all anyway. Gentlemen? We can rest easy now, secure in our collective triumph.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:10, 4 replies)
"It would mean so much to me if you did"
"I don't like looking at all that blood and green stuff that comes out."
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:05, Reply)
what do you mean
"What's it worth? "

It's worth not getting a black eye, that's what
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:02, 1 reply)
"Oh fuck yeah, make youself come again, baby, yeah... oh fuck yeah,
you're so much hotter than your sister when you do that..."
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:00, Reply)
you know, I think I need a dump
The ball's in your court love.
Ha, no pun intended
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:59, Reply)
"As if I fucking would anyway. You give head like a sheep teaches ballet. Wake me up when your jaw's too sore to go on."

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:58, Reply)
"But you're so much better at it than me, so I just love to watch you, baby,
and gently doze off..."
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:58, Reply)
No, that was just piss again.
Oops, so was that. And this! And this too! Hahaha! Have some more! You like that? Yeah, it's in your hair! You like that? I don't think your dress is wet enough! BET YOU WISH YOU'D MARRIED STEVE FROM ACCOUNTS NOW, EH?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:57, Reply)
say unsexy things
Oh you can't your mouth's full
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:56, Reply)
yeah ok, I did do
But start again and this time I mean it,
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:54, Reply)
"No, really, it's the best way for a new cat to get to know you,
as it associates the taste from cleaning its fur with home..."
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:53, Reply)
Aaaah yeah
Look, I know I promised, but I couldn't help myself.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 17:51, Reply)

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