As an alternative - i do Promise
to punch Jude Law as hard as humanly possible for his latest aftershave advert.

What a cock.

It goes something like this.

Female voice over: 'How will i know it's you....?'
Cock: (in vaguely cockney cock accent) 'Oh, you'll know when i'm there.' (with added accent on 'i'm')

Cockety cock.

I hate that type of shitty advert anyway - but Law's took the biscuit this year.

Cock
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 8:02, 6 replies)

'How will I know it's you....?
Oh, I know, you'll be the one wandering around with his nob out, just in case.'
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 8:09, closed)

You missed out the words
'tiny' and 'acorn-like'.
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 8:23, closed)

Well of course
I haven't seen it.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:16, closed)

They should remake the Shawshank Redemption
Jude Law could be Tim Robbins.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:49, closed)

Why does he look constipated at the end of that ad?
It can't possibly be considered his 'sexy face'.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 9:58, closed)

I considered he was also pondering..
...what the fuck was that about?
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 10:03, closed)